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Ok so I have to say that nothing happened and I only put this up because it was just such an interesting conversation to have so laugh.
whats up? When are we going to make out?
10:59 pm
elaisa are you there?
11:31 pm
driving to where?
1:19 am
so where are you now?
1:24 am
doing what?
1:26 am
but what are you doing in idaho?
1:28 am
when are you coming back?
1:30 am
are you going to stgeorge or orem?
1:33 am
when are you coming for break?
1:35am
so youre not coming back until december?
1:39 am
so when are we going to make out?
1:41 am
ok called me saturday when you get here so we can make out while watching a scary movie in my room just like we did at the cayonlands! (we never made out)
1:47 am
Are we satching a movie tomorrow and make out?
11:08 pm
yea lets watch a movie! i know we never made out, but lets make out this time! We almost did it at the cayonlands, so lets just do it this time!
6:52 am
everybody makes out even hard core mormons. Plus its cold so we need to cuddle and watch a scary movie and then make out
6:54 am
( I asked if he had just broken up with someone and was lonly and going through making out withdrawls)heck no! But i know you for a very long time now, and we were kind of together down in stgeorge remember? Plus youre way cool and one of my best friends
7:03 am
i know that you told me you never kiss before, but i can help you and teach you. So dont worry! Everybody has to learn some how right?
7:05 am
Everybody has to learn soon or later how to make out and stuff. Highschoolers allready know how to make out and your almost graduating from college, you need to get with the program here come on. Even hard core mormon girls that go to BYU make out, thats all they do but at least they make out. Because they know its not bad or anything. youre like almost 25 years and you havent even kiss, so lets make out and i will help you. Trust me im good at it. Youll want more & more you
7:19 am
you know you want to make out with a hot model guy like me! Especially on your first time. so what do you say? Want to make out and watch a movie?
7:22 am
so you dont want to then?
7:27 am

Comments

Kateenie said…
Remember how I laughed so hard in your apartment that I almost peed my pants reading this? I do. I'm still laughing.
And I just peed...a little...just kidding.
Really.
Believe me.
I didn't just pee my pants. Not even a little.
I promise.
October 21, 2008 at 4:25 PM
loveslife87 said…
Hahaha that's hilarious!!! Oh my gosh that guy is desperate. I've known a few like that... Oh and he's dead wrong that all hard core mormon girls make out... Haha but that was a good laugh, thanks Eliza!

Amanda M.
October 21, 2008 at 10:50 PM
Krissy said…
Eliza that was hilarious! I would much rather read that than my word origon book! HA Thanks for sharing!
You can check out my blog if you want, it's not nearly as funny as yours!
www.krissyflintsmagicalblogofwonder.blogspot.com
October 22, 2008 at 11:46 PM
Team 'Iloa said…
Hahhhahahahhahahhah!

Hahahahhahahaa... I seriously can not stop laughing!
That last line is killing me!

one question, how does he know he is good? How does anyone know????

Maybe you should look into it just to see if what he says is true????
Just kidding!
October 23, 2008 at 12:38 AM
the Poffster said…
love it eliza!!!!!!holy cow good times :)
October 27, 2008 at 6:40 AM
T.C. said…
hahaha.... so wish you had a pic. of this crazy dude.
November 4, 2008 at 11:33 PM
Kateenie said…
I just read it again, and I laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed. This will NEVER get old!
November 12, 2008 at 6:48 PM
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